Seen:
Spider-Man 3
Soul Plane
Howard the Duck
Year One (waiting for me at library, havent' seen yet though but close enough)
Van Helsing (this belongs on the worst list)
Superman 4
Dungeons and Dragons (thankfully completely forgettable!)
Pink Panther 2
Street Fighter (need to try again, can't recall much as I was young and high)
Speed 2 - deserves to be here
Freddy got Fingered - another thankfully forgettable, although i think I laughed a few times
Disaster Movie, Epic Movie (waiting for library, but will try it)
Avengers (Uma looked great, the film sucked huge)
Meet the Spartans - Probably the best spoof flick since the second Scary Movie, made me laugh enough to like but not enough to buy.
Highlander 2 (I did own this at one time, but can't stand. Love teh first film, this is just bad.)
Batman and Robin (yeah, this sucked)
Own and Love:
House of the Dead (just a beautifil trainwreck that gets funnier every time I watch. Made me full-blown Uwe-phile, watch at least once a year for laughs. So bad it's awesome!)
White Chicks - don't know why, but this a favorite for me and my girl. Bad idea? oh yeah, Funny as all hell? you bet! Try it. Terry Crews is so funny.
Scary Movie (how can this be on the list? great spoof despite the week sequels)
Dreamcatcher - First half was great and I still like the rest. Don't understand the hate this gets.
Showgirls
Howard the Duck (but don't love [except for Lea Thompson in underware], own a HD2DVD custom I
got from a torrent)
Blade-Trinity (least favorite Blade film, but not that horrid)
Matrix Revolutions (don't love)
Max Payne (I'll try all the comic and video game films, this is what I get for that)
Eragon
Ultraviolet (don't love, but dubbed before watching and haven't thrown out, yet. Milla keeps me holding on, that's it)
Southland Tales (went way down on second viewing though, 3rd will either have me sell it or keep it)
Transformers 2 (hated the first when in theater, loved the blu-ray from library. Don't own either yet, but soon as I see em both for cheap enough I will)
Jaws: The Revenge - love some cheesy shark flicks and this set the mold!
Alone in the Drak - UWE! UWE! UWE! Not nearly as great as House of the Dead, but Tara Red as a scientist ("just put glasses on her to make her look smart", quote from commentary!) too fun.
Love Guru - Just plain funny. Jacques "The Cock" just killed it along with stinky mop. Guess I have bad taste, or maybe everyone else is wrong.
Honorable mentions:
Son of the Mask - first was so bad and I was hyped for that being a fan of the comic series it was based on. The movie missed the whole point and I never bothered to watch a second time. Trailers for this looked like worst movie ever to me
The Spirit - Still waiting for the library... oh shoot, I never requested it. must be a reason...
Glitter - one of very few films i will not ever think to try ever, along with Honey, Gigli and Swept Away
Plan 9 from Outer Space - not sure how, but I have managed to never see this. Part due to hearing how bad it is, part due to hoping it's so bad it's great like House of the Dead, part laziness.
Catwoman - wow, just wow. First of all, I love the trailer where they take the Crow's tagline and insert "cat" in place of "crow", reminds me of those Simpsons jokes where someone tries to inssert what hey want something to say, but it just doesn't fit or work. The film was the biggest mess I've ever seen, no wonder there's no title on blu-ray spine!
Norbit - Watched from library, not sure why the hate. It was stupid and all that, but kinda charming and made me bust out laughing more than once. Will try again but doesn't fit either catergory yet.
The Happening - I got a laugh or 5 in the theater and dubbed it but haven't gave it a second try yet. Girlfriend won't bother so I must find a spot to watch again.
Battlefield Earth - I want this to suck in ways probably not possible, so I haven't watched in fear of being let down. You can only hear something is the worst movie ever so many times before believeing it. last time I heard reviews like this was House of the Dead..
and the list fails to include 2 of teh worst things I've ever had teh displeasure of sitting through. From both ends of teh film spectrum, my top 2 worst movies ever:
Vicious. Get a big-name effects guy, and make him act. Meanwhile give us unfinished cgi along with no story. Put in blender and spew. The best thing about this movie was the dvd lied, saying it had all kinda of extra features but not having any. This saved me $5, as K-Mart saw it as a legit reason to return despite being open. My 88 minutes will never come back, but my money did! But, this had an excuse, no budget.
Worst ever, by a mile in my book:
Rush Hour 3. What the f**k happened here? I wasn't a huge fan of the first 2, but saw them both and laughed plenty in each, almost bought them...
This gave me one, count it, one small chuckle in over 90 minutes. Hard to pull off with Chris Tucker who is one of the funniest people on the planet (at least until this pile of film he was) and a huge budget. All I could think when I got done watching was, "wow, that was so bad I want slap Brent Ratner's mother". I have never felt close to that before.