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Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars
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DVD Profiler Unlimited RegistrantStar ContributorGSyren
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Would this be a blank disc...? 
(or two)
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2 discs (232 minutes running time).
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Well, everything I wanted to know would fit on a blank disc...
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Well, everything I wanted to know would fit on a blank disc...


Ah..., irony. I love irony 
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Well, everything I wanted to know would fit on a blank disc...

Weren't you told? Sarcasm: bad. Irony: worse! 
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and this is supposed to be funny? Explain me in what way? Not the "I don't want to know anything" part since I got it, but the reason why you post it here if you don't care...
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but the reason why you post it here if you don't care...

Because it's a funny title??

Come on Jimmy, you have to admit that.
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
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It made me laugh too.  But, I admit I have a juvenile sense of humor. 
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but the reason why you post it here if you don't care...

Because it's a funny title??

Come on Jimmy, you have to admit that.

No more than Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask or Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Experience or Every Thing You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!.

Like I said I got the joke, even if it's highly juvenile and don't make me laugh, I just don't see the point of posting it. Maybe the title is funny, but thousands of movies have funny titles and we don't post them here. It isn't that hard to see something else in the openning post than a joke... I'm sure I ain't the only one who see it this way.
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Maybe it's a nice idea for a thread:
The funny porn titles-thread

The humour involved here will almost always be very juvenile though.

I'm thinking of classics like "A Bitch Called Wanda"

EDIT: Just found a whole site dealing with this topic

http://www.funnytitles.com/
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?


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I certainly giggled, and I'm neither embarrassed nor ashamed nor do I feel I did something wrong, even though there's an attempt to guilt people into it.
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Hmm, but what worked: The people are interested in it. (compare the views with some other threads)

So if I want to have many views on a special theme, I'll also take a title like this. 
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Quoting Silence_of_Lambs:
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I'm thinking of classics like "A Bitch Called Wanda"

Obviously: Flesh Dance

And I giggled too. To all who are offended by GSyren's "blank disc" comment, it would be a blank disc for me too, even if the title were "... Straight Porn Stars"

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Alright have your fun. But I can't imagine the uproar if the topic joke was about blacks, jews, ...

"Everything You Wanted To Know About Jews"

Would this be a blank disc...?
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It is sure funny
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Well, everything I wanted to know would fit on a blank disc...

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Alright have your fun. But I can't imagine the uproar if the topic joke was about blacks, jews, ...

"Everything You Wanted To Know About Jews"

Would this be a blank disc...?
(or two)

It is sure funny


I'd probably laugh at that, too.

And if it was

Everything You Wanted To Know About Honkies

Would this be a blank disc..?

I'd laugh at that, too.

Actually, I'd probably laugh more about the Honkies one. 
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