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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,136 |
| Posted: | | | | Stiff Upper Lip
Instructions For Use
Whilst it was an exclusive arrangement for members of the United Kingdom, it has been decided to allow all persons wishing to deploy a Stiff Upper Lip access to these simple instructions in the use thereof.
01) Whilst it is imposible to ignore what is going on around you, do NOT let it affect your actions with regards to where you wish to be, and whom you may wish to be with.
02) Remember at all times, it is good and worthy of you to be vigilant, but you must NEVER allow yourselves to get distracted from the pursuit of happiness.
03) DO keep your belongings with you, as an errent mislaid piece of luggage or shopping may result in un-needed stress, for both yourself as the loser, and the staff and services that might have to deal with said object.
04) Remain civil and polite at all times, DO NOT assume that someone is a "bad 'un" mearly for their looks and/or faith.
05) Finally, whilst this is may seem a little silly for some Stiff Upper Lip users, recall to yourselves the words of the great British acting group, Monty Python, "Allways look on the bright side of life!"
That is all | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen] Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 793 |
| Posted: | | | | Eyewitnesses reported seeing a traffic warden attempting to ticket the burning vehicle. |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,136 |
| Posted: | | | | | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen] Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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Registered: May 29, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 3,475 |
| Posted: | | | | My thoughts and prayers are with you and your countrymen during this difficult time. |
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Registered: March 15, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 5,459 |
| Posted: | | | | Unfortunately for the terrorists they chose the airport in Glasgow. I almost feel sorry for them now cos someone's going to get chibbed for it! |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,242 |
| Posted: | | | | Squirrelecto...the new avatar...wouldn't be a response...would it?
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Registered: May 29, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 3,475 |
| Posted: | | | | Quoting northbloke: Quote: Unfortunately for the terrorists they chose the airport in Glasgow. I almost feel sorry for them now cos someone's going to get chibbed for it! "Chibbed for it"?????? Sorry, I don't know what that means. |
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Registered: March 15, 2007 | Reputation: | Posts: 5,459 |
| Posted: | | | | It's Glaswegian slang, it generally means "knifed" or "cut" but tends to be nastier than a stabbing. |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 2,692 |
| Posted: | | | | The latest info is that one of the men driving the car at Glasgow was wearing a suicide belt. | | | Paul |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,136 |
| Posted: | | | | Early reports coming in that the American Airlines terminal of JFK Airport has been evacuated. More HereSeems it was nothing major - sorry | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen] Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 | | | Last edited: by FunkyLA |
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Registered: March 13, 2007 | Posts: 1,136 |
| Posted: | | | | | | | Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen] Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well And to those of you who have disabled viewing of these signature files "hello" (or not) Registered: July 27, 2004 |
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