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ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, DONNIE BRASCO had TAKEN a TAXI to THE BEACH and was SWEPT AWAY to THE ISLAND as THE DARKNESS turned PITCH BLACK. the OPEN WATER caused THE WIND to CAST AWAY any PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. He SAW a GHOSTSHIP in THE FOG and THE HOLLOW SOUND OF THUNDER and SWIMMING WITH SHARKS had MADE him a HARD TARGET for THE ENEMY BELOW...

...he made a LOVE NOTE in his BLACKBOOK about THE LAKE HOUSE...

...Then he discoverd he was in the SOUTH PACIFIC along way from PEARL HARBOUR and upon turning around heard someone yell loudly TORA TORA TORA from the jungle....

...and there, IN LIVING COLOR was 12 MONKEYS.

who had ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF APES

“STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!”, yelled back DONNIE BRASCO and thought ,“HOLY SMOKE! I have a DISTURBING BEHAVIOUR in MY LEFT FOOT… maybe I’m GOING APE!” So he began RUNNING WITH SCISSORS like 2001 MANIACS to the ANIMAL HOUSE and…

OUT OF THE COLD stepped the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. She shouted out you are DEAD MAN
WALKING.
RUNNING SCARED, ARMAGEDDON was like a SCREAM. It was CHILD"S PLAY FINDING NEVERLAND but FROM HELL was ....

the BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. THE HOWLING, THE TERROR, there is NO ESCAPE.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S...

.. was all he could THINK off. NOW AND THEN he was IN & OUT when he saw THE JEWEL OF THE NILE  FLOATING  to OPEN WATER that was why there was that SCREAM...

LEON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

LEON I SAW you IN THE BEDROOM ROMANCING THE STONE, but I understand. What else is there to do in the DEAD CALM other than stare at the DEEP BLUE SEA.

It would be JUST MY LUCK to ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK to go on VACATION and end up STRANDED. What is this FRIDAY THE 13th? I knew i shouldn't have planned a BOAT TRIP to THE ISLAND, I should have taken an AIRPLANE! Who do i think i am CAPTAIN RON?

My BAD LUCK continues, OUT OF THE BLUE an ALIEN with JAWS open & EYES WIDE SHUT attacked.

Since I ended up in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, I found a CELLULAR phone with THE RINGER turned on, I called RENO 911:MIAMI and got ERIN BROCKOVICH instead, I got the HANG UP when the phone began to RING 2 more times...

.... and I yelled VIVA LAS VEGAS as that was where I was heading for the CLAMBAKE
ON THE BEACH of the dam there....

... i TAKE THE LEAD, because ALL ROADS LEAD HOME and got to the THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI where i MEET THE FOCKERS...

Through the BACKDRAFT on THE 6TH DAY I went to the BAND CAMP for some AMERICAN PIE...

...but all that was before going to MEET THE PARENTS. After which he was to attend A WEDDING FOR BELLE where found a girl who was acting 13 GOING ON 30...
who was holding STEEL MAGNOLIAS...

while KIDS IN THE HALL were running 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for THE IN-LAWS...They were JUST MARRIED after their 50 FIRST DATES...

...Meanwhile, he went out for some GREASE and then visited JOSEPH AND HIS AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT.

These 2 then travelled to OKLOHOMA after first going NORTH BY NORTHWEST...

... during their JOURNEY they had some CANADIAN BACON when they found THE CAVE where they dove INTO THE BLUE, but what first looked like blue water soon changed into DARK WATER...which was DEEP. They thought they were heading for THE CORE...but it was just A VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which they decided to use as an excuse to FREE WILLY and avoiding SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...But we got LOST. By the 6th DAY I wanted to KILL BILL. They managed to have FUN WITH DICK AND JANE, however and decided the GODS MUST BE CRAZY!

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS travelled BACK TO THE FUTURE where the BASIC BEVERLEY HILLS COP was hel HOSTAGE by the HOT FUZZ. He was a MAN ON FIRE...after the ASSUALT ON PRECINCT 13 took 48HOURS, the BANGER SISTERS said it would cost A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS to repair, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

BARNEY MILLER, ED WOOD, and BULL DURHAM offered to HELP. But they were DUMB AND DUMBER and expected a BIG PAYCHECK so...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, DONNIE BRASCO had TAKEN a TAXI to THE BEACH and was SWEPT AWAY to THE ISLAND as THE DARKNESS turned PITCH BLACK. the OPEN WATER caused THE WIND to CAST AWAY any PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. He SAW a GHOSTSHIP in THE FOG and THE HOLLOW SOUND OF THUNDER and SWIMMING WITH SHARKS had MADE him a HARD TARGET for THE ENEMY BELOW...

...he made a LOVE NOTE in his BLACKBOOK about THE LAKE HOUSE...

...Then he discoverd he was in the SOUTH PACIFIC along way from PEARL HARBOUR and upon turning around heard someone yell loudly TORA TORA TORA from the jungle....

...and there, IN LIVING COLOR was 12 MONKEYS.

who had ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF APES

“STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!”, yelled back DONNIE BRASCO and thought ,“HOLY SMOKE! I have a DISTURBING BEHAVIOUR in MY LEFT FOOT… maybe I’m GOING APE!” So he began RUNNING WITH SCISSORS like 2001 MANIACS to the ANIMAL HOUSE and…

OUT OF THE COLD stepped the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. She shouted out you are DEAD MAN WALKING.
RUNNING SCARED, ARMAGEDDON was like a SCREAM. It was CHILD"S PLAY FINDING NEVERLAND but FROM HELL was ....

the BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. THE HOWLING, THE TERROR, there is NO ESCAPE.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S...

.. was all he could THINK off. NOW AND THEN he was IN & OUT when he saw THE JEWEL OF THE NILE  FLOATING  to OPEN WATER that was why there was that SCREAM...

LEON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

LEON I SAW you IN THE BEDROOM ROMANCING THE STONE, but I understand. What else is there to do in the DEAD CALM other than stare at the DEEP BLUE SEA.

It would be JUST MY LUCK to ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK to go on VACATION and end up STRANDED. What is this FRIDAY THE 13th? I knew i shouldn't have planned a BOAT TRIP to THE ISLAND, I should have taken an AIRPLANE! Who do i think i am CAPTAIN RON?

My BAD LUCK continues, OUT OF THE BLUE an ALIEN with JAWS open & EYES WIDE SHUT attacked.

Since I ended up in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, I found a CELLULAR phone with THE RINGER turned on, I called RENO 911:MIAMI and got ERIN BROCKOVICH instead, I got the HANG UP when the phone began to RING 2 more times...

.... and I yelled VIVA LAS VEGAS as that was where I was heading for the CLAMBAKE
ON THE BEACH of the dam there....

... i TAKE THE LEAD, because ALL ROADS LEAD HOME and got to the THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI where i MEET THE FOCKERS...

Through the BACKDRAFT on THE 6TH DAY I went to the BAND CAMP for some AMERICAN PIE...

...but all that was before going to MEET THE PARENTS. After which he was to attend A WEDDING FOR BELLE where found a girl who was acting 13 GOING ON 30...
who was holding STEEL MAGNOLIAS...

while KIDS IN THE HALL were running 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for THE IN-LAWS...They were JUST MARRIED after their 50 FIRST DATES...

...Meanwhile, he went out for some GREASE and then visited JOSEPH AND HIS AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT.

These 2 then travelled to OKLOHOMA after first going NORTH BY NORTHWEST...

... during their JOURNEY they had some CANADIAN BACON when they found THE CAVE where they dove INTO THE BLUE, but what first looked like blue water soon changed into DARK WATER...which was DEEP. They thought they were heading for THE CORE...but it was just A VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which they decided to use as an excuse to FREE WILLY and avoiding SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...But we got LOST. By the 6th DAY I wanted to KILL BILL. They managed to have FUN WITH DICK AND JANE, however and decided the GODS MUST BE CRAZY!

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS travelled BACK TO THE FUTURE where the BASIC BEVERLEY HILLS COP was hel HOSTAGE by the HOT FUZZ. He was a MAN ON FIRE...after the ASSUALT ON PRECINCT 13 took 48HOURS, the BANGER SISTERS said it would cost A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS to repair, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

BARNEY MILLER, ED WOOD, and BULL DURHAM offered to HELP. But they were DUMB AND DUMBER and expected a BIG PAYCHECK so...

they held THE JEWEL OF THE NILE for RANSOM and then THE PATRIOT found out there was EVIL UNDER THE SUN. it was LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD if they would get thru the night. the BLADERUNNER was hot on their tail even though they didn't SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL. FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE they could have taken a TAXI ...for 16 BLOCKS until DUMBO asked ARE WE THERE YET?

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, DONNIE BRASCO had TAKEN a TAXI to THE BEACH and was SWEPT AWAY to THE ISLAND as THE DARKNESS turned PITCH BLACK. the OPEN WATER caused THE WIND to CAST AWAY any PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. He SAW a GHOSTSHIP in THE FOG and THE HOLLOW SOUND OF THUNDER and SWIMMING WITH SHARKS had MADE him a HARD TARGET for THE ENEMY BELOW...

...he made a LOVE NOTE in his BLACKBOOK about THE LAKE HOUSE...

...Then he discoverd he was in the SOUTH PACIFIC along way from PEARL HARBOUR and upon turning around heard someone yell loudly TORA TORA TORA from the jungle....

...and there, IN LIVING COLOR was 12 MONKEYS.

who had ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF APES

“STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!”, yelled back DONNIE BRASCO and thought ,“HOLY SMOKE! I have a DISTURBING BEHAVIOUR in MY LEFT FOOT… maybe I’m GOING APE!” So he began RUNNING WITH SCISSORS like 2001 MANIACS to the ANIMAL HOUSE and…

OUT OF THE COLD stepped the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. She shouted out you are DEAD MAN WALKING.
RUNNING SCARED, ARMAGEDDON was like a SCREAM. It was CHILD"S PLAY FINDING NEVERLAND but FROM HELL was ....

the BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. THE HOWLING, THE TERROR, there is NO ESCAPE.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S...

.. was all he could THINK off. NOW AND THEN he was IN & OUT when he saw THE JEWEL OF THE NILE  FLOATING  to OPEN WATER that was why there was that SCREAM...

LEON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

LEON I SAW you IN THE BEDROOM ROMANCING THE STONE, but I understand. What else is there to do in the DEAD CALM other than stare at the DEEP BLUE SEA.

It would be JUST MY LUCK to ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK to go on VACATION and end up STRANDED. What is this FRIDAY THE 13th? I knew i shouldn't have planned a BOAT TRIP to THE ISLAND, I should have taken an AIRPLANE! Who do i think i am CAPTAIN RON?

My BAD LUCK continues, OUT OF THE BLUE an ALIEN with JAWS open & EYES WIDE SHUT attacked.

Since I ended up in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, I found a CELLULAR phone with THE RINGER turned on, I called RENO 911:MIAMI and got ERIN BROCKOVICH instead, I got the HANG UP when the phone began to RING 2 more times...

.... and I yelled VIVA LAS VEGAS as that was where I was heading for the CLAMBAKE
ON THE BEACH of the dam there....

... i TAKE THE LEAD, because ALL ROADS LEAD HOME and got to the THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI where i MEET THE FOCKERS...

Through the BACKDRAFT on THE 6TH DAY I went to the BAND CAMP for some AMERICAN PIE...

...but all that was before going to MEET THE PARENTS. After which he was to attend A WEDDING FOR BELLE where found a girl who was acting 13 GOING ON 30...
who was holding STEEL MAGNOLIAS...

while KIDS IN THE HALL were running 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for THE IN-LAWS...They were JUST MARRIED after their 50 FIRST DATES...

...Meanwhile, he went out for some GREASE and then visited JOSEPH AND HIS AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT.

These 2 then travelled to OKLOHOMA after first going NORTH BY NORTHWEST...

... during their JOURNEY they had some CANADIAN BACON when they found THE CAVE where they dove INTO THE BLUE, but what first looked like blue water soon changed into DARK WATER...which was DEEP. They thought they were heading for THE CORE...but it was just A VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which they decided to use as an excuse to FREE WILLY and avoiding SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...But we got LOST. By the 6th DAY I wanted to KILL BILL. They managed to have FUN WITH DICK AND JANE, however and decided the GODS MUST BE CRAZY!

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS travelled BACK TO THE FUTURE where the BASIC BEVERLEY HILLS COP was hel HOSTAGE by the HOT FUZZ. He was a MAN ON FIRE...after the ASSUALT ON PRECINCT 13 took 48HOURS, the BANGER SISTERS said it would cost A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS to repair, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

BARNEY MILLER, ED WOOD, and BULL DURHAM offered to HELP. But they were DUMB AND DUMBER and expected a BIG PAYCHECK so...

they held THE JEWEL OF THE NILE for RANSOM and then THE PATRIOT found out there was EVIL UNDER THE SUN. it was LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD if they would get thru the night. the BLADERUNNER was hot on their tail even though they didn't SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL. FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE they could have taken a TAXI ...for 16 BLOCKS until DUMBO asked ARE WE THERE YET?

I was BLOWN AWAY, GOD TOLD ME TO expect PENNIES FROM HEAVEN. But then, AFTER THE SUNSET…
....they decided to LIVE FREE as they had been BORN FREE. Well, anyway, they came to the DOGS OF WAR who said DR NO was available...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, DONNIE BRASCO had TAKEN a TAXI to THE BEACH and was SWEPT AWAY to THE ISLAND as THE DARKNESS turned PITCH BLACK. the OPEN WATER caused THE WIND to CAST AWAY any PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. He SAW a GHOSTSHIP in THE FOG and THE HOLLOW SOUND OF THUNDER and SWIMMING WITH SHARKS had MADE him a HARD TARGET for THE ENEMY BELOW...

...he made a LOVE NOTE in his BLACKBOOK about THE LAKE HOUSE...

...Then he discoverd he was in the SOUTH PACIFIC along way from PEARL HARBOUR and upon turning around heard someone yell loudly TORA TORA TORA from the jungle....

...and there, IN LIVING COLOR was 12 MONKEYS.

who had ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF APES

“STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!”, yelled back DONNIE BRASCO and thought ,“HOLY SMOKE! I have a DISTURBING BEHAVIOUR in MY LEFT FOOT… maybe I’m GOING APE!” So he began RUNNING WITH SCISSORS like 2001 MANIACS to the ANIMAL HOUSE and…

OUT OF THE COLD stepped the QUEEN OF THE DAMNED. She shouted out you are DEAD MAN WALKING.
RUNNING SCARED, ARMAGEDDON was like a SCREAM. It was CHILD"S PLAY FINDING NEVERLAND but FROM HELL was ....

the BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. THE HOWLING, THE TERROR, there is NO ESCAPE.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S...

.. was all he could THINK off. NOW AND THEN he was IN & OUT when he saw THE JEWEL OF THE NILE  FLOATING  to OPEN WATER that was why there was that SCREAM...

LEON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

LEON I SAW you IN THE BEDROOM ROMANCING THE STONE, but I understand. What else is there to do in the DEAD CALM other than stare at the DEEP BLUE SEA.

It would be JUST MY LUCK to ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK to go on VACATION and end up STRANDED. What is this FRIDAY THE 13th? I knew i shouldn't have planned a BOAT TRIP to THE ISLAND, I should have taken an AIRPLANE! Who do i think i am CAPTAIN RON?

My BAD LUCK continues, OUT OF THE BLUE an ALIEN with JAWS open & EYES WIDE SHUT attacked.

Since I ended up in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST, I found a CELLULAR phone with THE RINGER turned on, I called RENO 911:MIAMI and got ERIN BROCKOVICH instead, I got the HANG UP when the phone began to RING 2 more times...

.... and I yelled VIVA LAS VEGAS as that was where I was heading for the CLAMBAKE
ON THE BEACH of the dam there....

... i TAKE THE LEAD, because ALL ROADS LEAD HOME and got to the THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI where i MEET THE FOCKERS...

Through the BACKDRAFT on THE 6TH DAY I went to the BAND CAMP for some AMERICAN PIE...

...but all that was before going to MEET THE PARENTS. After which he was to attend A WEDDING FOR BELLE where found a girl who was acting 13 GOING ON 30...
who was holding STEEL MAGNOLIAS...

while KIDS IN THE HALL were running 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS for THE IN-LAWS...They were JUST MARRIED after their 50 FIRST DATES...

...Meanwhile, he went out for some GREASE and then visited JOSEPH AND HIS AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT.

These 2 then travelled to OKLOHOMA after first going NORTH BY NORTHWEST...

... during their JOURNEY they had some CANADIAN BACON when they found THE CAVE where they dove INTO THE BLUE, but what first looked like blue water soon changed into DARK WATER...which was DEEP. They thought they were heading for THE CORE...but it was just A VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which they decided to use as an excuse to FREE WILLY and avoiding SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY...But we got LOST. By the 6th DAY I wanted to KILL BILL. They managed to have FUN WITH DICK AND JANE, however and decided the GODS MUST BE CRAZY!

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS travelled BACK TO THE FUTURE where the BASIC BEVERLEY HILLS COP was hel HOSTAGE by the HOT FUZZ. He was a MAN ON FIRE...after the ASSUALT ON PRECINCT 13 took 48HOURS, the BANGER SISTERS said it would cost A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS to repair, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

BARNEY MILLER, ED WOOD, and BULL DURHAM offered to HELP. But they were DUMB AND DUMBER and expected a BIG PAYCHECK so...

they held THE JEWEL OF THE NILE for RANSOM and then THE PATRIOT found out there was EVIL UNDER THE SUN. it was LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD if they would get thru the night. the BLADERUNNER was hot on their tail even though they didn't SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL. FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE they could have taken a TAXI ...for 16 BLOCKS until DUMBO asked ARE WE THERE YET?

I was BLOWN AWAY, GOD TOLD ME TO expect PENNIES FROM HEAVEN. But then, AFTER THE SUNSET…
....they decided to LIVE FREE as they had been BORN FREE. Well, anyway, they came to the DOGS OF WAR who said DR NO was available...to ANALYZE THIS or ANALYZE THAT. Well, said analyis came up with the conclusion that DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER and that they could take you BEYOND THE THUNDERDOME with MAD MAX. ...