| Registered: March 13, 2007 |  Posts: 670 |
| | Posted: | | | | President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Rumsfeld says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shiitake mushroom about the 140 million Muslims." | | | | The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. (William Gibson) |
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| Registered: March 14, 2007 |  Posts: 273 |
| | Posted: | | | | Too close to reality to be funny |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | Reputation:  |  Posts: 5,493 |
| | Posted: | | | | | | | In the 60's, People took Acid to make the world Weird. Now the World is weird and People take Prozac to make it Normal.
Terry |
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| Registered: March 13, 2007 | | Posts: 670 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting widescreenforever: Quote:
don't we have a joke posting somewhere in this forum?? We do, and I actually thought I posted it in that thread! Apparantly I hit some wrong buttons when I posted it...  | | | | The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. (William Gibson) |
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| Registered: March 17, 2007 |  Posts: 853 |
| | Posted: | | | | Quoting Rander: Quote:
Quoting widescreenforever:
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don't we have a joke posting somewhere in this forum??
We do, and I actually thought I posted it in that thread! Apparantly I hit some wrong buttons when I posted it... Rander, no worries the joke was hilarious and deserving of its own posting. Sorry, you got grief. |
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