Are your children to busy to visit you on Thanksgiving?

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, boy,

I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Happy Thanksgiving (a little early, but....)

I'm celebrating by working. Such is life when you work for a small company with multiple locations. Playing manager for a couple of locations until we can get the new managers hired and trained. One started today, and hopefully the other will start on Friday. At least the motel has free wi-fi and I can watch a some DVDs on my laptop. Been here since Sunday and probably won't be leaving until the 28th.

Quoting skipnet50:

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Isn't that a dvd title? 

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Quoting Srehtims:

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Are your children to busy to visit you on Thanksgiving?

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, boy,

I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the
sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Good one.  Will have to remember that for when my kid grows up.

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