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Men are like fine wine . They start out as grapes; and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Men are like matches - once they catch fire, they lose their heads. 
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Men are like remote controls - simple, easy to use and usually lying around a TV. 
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How to impress a woman:
Bring flowers, do the washing, do the cooking, do something unexpected nice, etc..

How to impress a man:
Show up naked and bring beer
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?


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I t took the best Hell had to offer to tempt Eve,
It only took a woman to tempt a man.
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Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the shiitake mushroom out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations . They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

From a female co-worker!
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Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
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Quoting kdh1949:
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Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.


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God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time. (Robin Williams)
Achim [諾亞信; Ya-Shin//Nuo], a German in Taiwan.
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Quoting kdh1949:
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Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.



I got this thought from someone's signature on another site many years ago.
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