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Ok Roll Call Who Survived?
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DVD Profiler Unlimited RegistrantShinyDiscGuy
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Im still here 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html
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No, you're not.

The Rapture occurred. God is a loving, forgiving god, and he took us all. In order for us to be happy, our heaven is exactly like Earth as we knew it: we must still earn a living, sleep, take baths, act kindly, and nothing else has altered in any way. We still have finite resources, and limited time before we are gone. Accidents and deaths will still happen, only now when we are dead, we are dead. There is no afterlife after this one. Be joyful and joyous! Enjoy the now, because the past cannot be changed, and everything is impermanent. Work for others' futures, and be fully aware of what surrounds you and how you affect everything and everyone. Seek enlightment, it is all the wealth anyone needs.
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In order for us to be happy, our heaven is exactly like Earth as we knew it:

Oh HELL!

I was welcoming the rapture, reason: this picture (might be offensive to religious types, be warned) but it seems to be the same old song of not happening End-of-the-world.

All Hail the Flying Spaghetti-Monster!

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No, you're not.

The Rapture occurred. God is a loving, forgiving god, and he took us all. In order for us to be happy, our heaven is exactly like Earth as we knew it: we must still earn a living, sleep, take baths, act kindly, and nothing else has altered in any way. We still have finite resources, and limited time before we are gone. Accidents and deaths will still happen, only now when we are dead, we are dead. There is no afterlife after this one. Be joyful and joyous! Enjoy the now, because the past cannot be changed, and everything is impermanent. Work for others' futures, and be fully aware of what surrounds you and how you affect everything and everyone. Seek enlightment, it is all the wealth anyone needs.


The rapture was the creation of a 19th century priest after a Scottish girl said she had a vision from an angel. It was only after that time did it start to be written into the bible.

Secondly as for the apocalypse the number 666 when put into Roman alphabet spells Nero. Clearly proving it was written for Christians to believe that common disasters for the time. Where going to end there suffering of being e.g fed to lions and burned on crosses in Nero's garden.
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The real reason it didn't happen? Macho Man (R.I.P.) saved our butts:



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That's flippn' great, Kat!   

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Rapture happened, nobody qualified.
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