A white man and a black man meet on the beach. The black man gets sent to prison for not washing his hands after taking a piss at the store where he works as a bagger. After giving several banks a total of $370,000, the white guy breaks into the prison through the sewer to find the black man and gets thrown into solitary confinement for doing so. Once out, he instantly becomes friends with many of the prisoners after piping opera music from a record player throughout the prison. He also befriends many of the prison guards by doing their taxes for them. Unfortunately, all of this kissing up eventually gets on the nerves of many of the prisoners as well as the head guard until no one -- except for the black man that he befriended on the beach -- acts as if he even exists. The white guy eventually rides away with a group of others on a bus only to discover that in the time he has been gone, his wife has been having sex with a golf pro.


In a side story, a prisoner named Bogs arrives at the prison in a wheelchair and is beaten until his paralysis is cured.

A shark throws people up until they open a beach.

They have sex and then become virgins.

All those on the list get put back into the concentration camps

People chase lava back into a volcano and build a town.

In a spectacular special effects sequence the wreck of a sunken passenger liner rises from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. 700 boat people enter the ship, and together with 1500 drowned passengers they cross the ocean in a surrealistic sea voyage, to finally land in Southampton, England.
The movie ends with scenes where the living as well as the dead mix with the jubilant locals.

is a boy who hates his parents even though they give him a very comfortable life. With the help of a mad scientist he travels back in time and tries to make his parents meet under the worst possible circumstances. He nearly gets himself killed because they barely meet at all but in the end his plan succeeds. When he returns his parents are miserable. Unfortunately his life is in the crapper, too.

A modern day Superman who can stop bullets with his mind and has unusual vision problems where he sees everything in green moving lines begins chasing several "men in black" characters while they fire guns at him. Soon he meets up with the head man who promptly escapes via a subway train. However, this was merely a diversion. Immediately after doing this, the man's doppelganger -- who the superhero learns are both called "agents" -- pops up from under the tracks and the two begin to fight. Brutal as it seemed, the fight ends with no clear winner (although it appears the battle diminished most of the superhero's powers) and the agent walks away.

The superhero, called Mr. Anderson by the agent, is now joined by two friends: Morpheous and Trinity. Morpheous is promptly captured after swinging into a government building via a rope attached to a helicopter. The other two, after a massive gun battle against a SWAT team in the government building lobby, walk out the front door setting off the metal detector in the process. After a transition from this place back to their ship and then back to the location again, these two are joined by others who battle another SWAT team, eventually escaping by climbing up and through the main wet wall. In need of advice, Mr. Anderson -- called Neo by his friends -- visits an oracle to try and figure out why all of these people are trying to kill him. After getting no real help, he waits in the oracle's living room, watching one kid bend spoons with his mind. The group then heads back to their ship.

As the story progresses, hoping to understand why his superpowers are fading, Morpheous convinces Neo to jump off of a building. Realizing how big of an idiot he made of himself, Neo fights Morpheous using martial arts hoping to prove himself. The two end the battle and Neo wakes up with his head strapped into a chair... his memories of knowing Jujitsu and other martial arts being wiped from his memory.

Realizing he is no longer of any use to them without his powers, the group transports Neo through this slime-filled pod into a room where he spits out a red jellybean, goes to work, and then clubbing with a girl who has a white rabbit tattooed on her shoulder. Ending the film with his memories erased, Mr. Anderson lives out his days surfing for porn on the Internet.

The Beginning.

A shark pukes up so many people that they have to open a beach

A dog rises from the dead to save some boys from wolves, and he gets to live with them. Then he steals meat from the smoke house, so they ditch him in a field.